[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]

I for one enjoy watching Twitter turn into the town from Footloose every time Cam scores

Jason Purely Palms

He hasn’t worn ‘8’ in, like, years

Meanwhile, y’all are fucking offended because a coffee cup doesn’t have a fucking snowflake or something.

Will Smith

Does this officially make the GOP primary a “beef”?

Filibuster Rhymes

Kendrick Lame-r

GOPface Shilla.

Lil Wane

Dr. Dry

If I was there, I’d just tell everyone to rush the rapper and take him out together.

As a nation, we could do worse than Marv Bush vs. Roger Clinton in 2016.

Goodnight room

He’s already so Kampfertable with social media after that whole debacle

That’s the thing about sports analysis. It’s often hitler miss.

Seems like Shilling didn’t think Harvey had the Reich stuff last night.

The amazing thing is that Harvey shut Zobrist down, and that guy’s Auschwitz hitter!

Meanwhile everyone’s seemingly ignoring the fact that Travid d’Arnaud couldn’t throw out your quadriplegic grandmother trying to steal 2nd base, so each time the Royals got a man on 1st not named Sal Perez, they were at 2nd within 3 pitches.