Jesus, another Mets story?

Please tell me there will be a post today talking about how the royals beat the mets and not how the mets fumbled away the title and just so happened that the royals were there too. Didn't the royals trail in every game?

The Royals taking it all is fabulous, and when you mentally picture a snotty-faced Joe Buck crying himself to sleep out of impotent frustration, tossing and turning in his jammies under the big Buster Posey poster he has over his bed, it’s even more amazing.

This all fucking day long, until spring training.

If Matt Harvey is the Dark Knight, then Bane is from Kansas City.

The KC Royals are the story, not the Mets pitching staff.

I’m sitting here bathed in KC gear, happy as can be, but may I say that these “Champs” hats are the everlovin’ ugliest things I’ve ever seen.

Ya gotta bereave.

This just in: New York sportswriters discover existence of Kansas City Royals.

As I watched the bottom of the 12th, the unholy specter of Calvin Schiraldi came unbidden to my mind, like a belated Halloween terror. It was banished by the final inside-corner stroke looking. Way to go, Royals.

This is going to be a dumb storyline and I presume that by this anonymous comment on some blog on the Internet I can kill it right here and now: Harvey was pitching out of his mind. It was perfectly reasonable to let him go out for the ninth. This is not on Collins. It’s not on Familia. And it’s not on Murph. Well,…

Thank you for the opportunity to re-post the best photo ever:

Our world just doesn’t work that way anymore.

The 2006 (?) Twins conceded an inside the park job to Prince Fielder. Those outfielders should have done the right thing & disemboweled themselves.

Wouldn’t the Toronto A’s be a better name for a team from Canada?

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

Only good for whites.

He must have been celibate when he was with San Diego

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

They are men of Integra-ty