#JadeHosmer2015

+1. This had me rolling

Actually, Eric Hosmer would be a better choice.

Continuing the tradition of Texas governors prematurely declaring a mission accomplished

If there had been a good guy with a gun in the governor’s office, this tragedy would have been avoided.

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

This is no laughing matter. At a party, I was drinking from clear High Life bottle (setting myself up for failure, I know) and my buddy puts his spitter, also a clear HL bottle, down next to mine. I reach for my beer without paying attention and, well, without getting into the gory details at first it tasted warmer…

I’m still loving the fact that they tried to convince us to pay for renovations:
“Pay hundreds of millions of dollars to fix your stadium!”
“Why?”
“Because you love your Dolphins?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, we’ll pay for it ourselves...”

I actually really enjoyed the Cardinals’ book. I mean, there’s a lot of senseless violence and it has some questionable things to say about black people, but the prose is spectacular.

Something like the AR-15 differs only from a “real” assault rifle in the fact that it is not select fire - that is to say, it doesn’t have a full-auto mode. But they are not made for hunting, they are not made for target shooting, they are designed for the purpose of shooting people. The fact that they are not select…

The news about his hand is surprising, but I can say for sure that his girlfriend will not be shocked.

Jason Pierre Paw

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

“We have video. 6 games.” - Roger Goodell

Just because you took an abstinence pledge doesn't mean you get to force it on others.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Battery. People, please learn the distinction.

The History Channel, rich baritone voiceover.