Looks like a stuntmans knee on top of her neck.

“never have to worry about sickness”

“Give? Such a womanly concept. I don’t give, I invest.”

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

They kept getting trapped in the invisible box offense.

ALL THE “THEY’RE USING THE SILENT COUNT” JOKES

Fffffuuuuuuuuck

+ 1 line for negative, 2 for positive

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

So there’s no such domain as @FIFA.com or @ IOC.com?

Moore’s next column: Dez, Nuts.

Who shot? J.R.

Because Alex Smith is an anagram for Le Max Shit, which sounds French.

+1 stint in the penalty box

+1 seat right over there

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

+X according to your needs

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

Any matchup between Baylor and Texas Tech is mostly BUTT.

As a Giants fan, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, he’s been remarkably consistent. On the other hand, his consistency means he’s likely to get the deal but somehow return the signed contract to the wrong team.