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Your hot taker hot took without consequence.

Nobody ever accused DeAngelo of not being a Smooth Operator #SadeInFootball

Rex claimed I.K. because, as we all know, the Enemkpali of our enemy is our friend.

My question is, if Markieff hurts his hand beating up a guy outside a Pheonix rec center will Marcus feel the pain in his own hand up in Detroit?

I will forever maintain that this should’ve been an “Archer” movie.

Is this the point where we make the leap to Volquez attempting to kill Donaldson in cold blood? That’s usually the next step in Deadspin Commentariat Royals Overreaction Theater.

With all the wrestlers dying young, I hope the cause of death can be thoroughly researched, but it doesn’t take a genius to see he was kilt.

Timely post. I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately.

Fettysburg Address

This is the closest Bagwell will ever get to having his own bust.

There needs to be a babieswaitingforthedrop.tumblr done STAT.

I was hoping the bouncer would make the correction.

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. Time to attack the day.

Day: What the fuck did I do?

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