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The Youth Are Getting Restless is one of the best live albums ever recorded.

Been doing this for awhile now with Pushbullet.  Just sayin’.

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Tebow is just gonna have to Accept that he needs to learn how to deal with Balls to the Wall.

That fact that neither of them is named Michael is a disgrace

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

IT’S THE HUCKULARITY!!!

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the

Also, if the series goes the full allotment of games, the teams will have to play 7 games total over two weeks, i.e., 3.5 games per week. How the fuck do you play a half game?

Definitely Smashmouth.

good luck getting an apology. this is johnson county, the same place as the hooters incident from a few months ago. that asshole still has his job, by the way.

Boa knows baseball

“No adder no adder no adder...”

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is if Oliver North didn’t sell him the ammo too.

Fuckin Thanos.

I’m not an expert on Rand, but having read Anthem and Atlas Shrugged, I would say that Ryan understands her arguments perfectly.

Mash hysteria!

I don’t know, but whoever came up with that TRUSTED should be put before a firing squad.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Yup, this will be nice. Mostly because I have a speaker that always turns on with low volume. My car’s bluetooth has super quiet volume, so I have to turn it up a lot to get sound out of the speakers that matches the radio volume. Thankfully my Anker NB10's retain the volume level so while my phone is usually ~90%