Wouldn’t the Toronto A’s be a better name for a team from Canada?

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

Only good for whites.

He must have been celibate when he was with San Diego

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

They are men of Integra-ty

Clearly, Luda did not Get Out The Way.

That is an acura assessment.

#JadeHosmer2015

+1. This had me rolling

Actually, Eric Hosmer would be a better choice.

Continuing the tradition of Texas governors prematurely declaring a mission accomplished

If there had been a good guy with a gun in the governor’s office, this tragedy would have been avoided.

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

This is no laughing matter. At a party, I was drinking from clear High Life bottle (setting myself up for failure, I know) and my buddy puts his spitter, also a clear HL bottle, down next to mine. I reach for my beer without paying attention and, well, without getting into the gory details at first it tasted warmer…

Actually Dalton was pretty damn spot on. I beleive he’s talked at length actually about trying to portray himself as the Bond of the books.

I’d argue that Dalton’s Bond is the best even then. He’s this grumpy, vengeful man who has seen enough shite over the years to the point he’s become cold and detached.

In Swedish, “fart” means “speed,” and there are signs at speed bumps that read “farthinder.” So maybe this Eystein was just fast?

I’m still loving the fact that they tried to convince us to pay for renovations:
“Pay hundreds of millions of dollars to fix your stadium!”
“Why?”
“Because you love your Dolphins?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, we’ll pay for it ourselves...”