Every election cycle, “moderate” Yoder sends out ridiculous campaign mailers demonizing some brown demographic or another. Last time it was a jihadi in front of a Kansas windmill (“o noes terrrrists at Leavenworth!!!!!”); this time it’s border hordes. His opponent’s melanin content only makes it easier.

When it was time to retire my 2001 Outback, Subaru could’ve “had me at hello” had they only continued to offer the turbo option on the Legacy/Outback platform. Instead, I overpaid for a 2011 Volvo XC70 T6 because I couldn’t abide by climbing curb weights pulled by the same sub-200hp bullshit.

IS THERE JUICE

Same advice for international travel? I’m booking a trip out of the country, leaving Christmas Day...

Oh shit

Link/brand?

Link/brand?

Dealership quoted me over 5% on my last note; they came down with a quickness when I told them I already had 3.1% through my bank...

Was equal parts elated and deafened to discover that my Bluetooth volume finally has parity with the radio volume in my car...

She’s only 41? Holy shit.

Adaptive Brightness simply doesn’t work on my phone (Pixel 1).  It just drops to 1% and never moves.

The fact that a Lifehacker opening requires relocation is... ironic?

Hint: Yes.

Move to dub this “Jerky”?

Mass delete forthcoming?  

No lie, I was listening to it on the way into work this morning. It’s all I can do to not go 90MPH during “Coptic Times”.

Plus Fucking One.

This is going to make streets sound like the slot machine area of a casino...

Please buy something from my line of allergic reactions.

Spycraft note to self.

FriXions are great, but the ink will literally start to disappear if exposed to direct sun, like if you filled out a form with a bunch of information, then left it oh I don’t know say on the passenger seat of your car in June...