when LeBron had to go to the locker room for what the Cavs called a “neck strain”

Get bent, Nick. You can have my second space when you pry it from my cold dead fingers*.

Avenatti in a wig, tbh

Cross-post from Lifehacker?

I am the same age as him.

Trying to get to a “Why are you punching yourself” joke but I haven’t had enough coffee yet

Thought about it for about ten seconds, checked myself, then said “nah, I’m right”. Bad Brains, “I Against I”:

I see you, and raise you “Rotting Pumpkin Time-Lapse”.

Filed to: JERRY JONES SCHOOL OF SHITTY EYE JOBS

...twenty different open tabs in Chrome...

OhGodOHGODOHGOD

Eric looks like Rik from The Young Ones but he discovered weed instead of ups and so the munchies took their toll.

Sessions is the worst and there’s no close second.

Wait a fucking minute.

Utter trash list.

“...the party has no plan for a national messaging strategy on gun reform...“

Conversely, maybe ask the kid to make you one as well?

2A enshrines the right to bear arms (plus “well-regulated militia,”, etc.). It doesn’t say anything about your rights to the bullets they use, though...

Y’all can 10-4 deez.

...for the safety and security of strangers...