“Boozhy” was my phonetic fallback.

“Isn’t that one cop pointing his rifle at a gas pump?” nearly made me bite clean through my lip, so as not to laugh uncontrollably around the teenage girls at my daughter’s dance lesson.

Semi-on-topic: is that the generally-accepted spelling? “Bougie”? Been guessing for years.

“You’ve Got a Friend”?

+ sound of 1 hand clapping.

Personal jetpack is not code for glutes.

RZZZZZZZZZZA.

Nah-s.

Cray-Z, if we’re talkin’ pyramids.

Even the ‘burbs are popping off right now.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

That Kasich logo looks like it was thrown together for Kevin Bacon.

I regret that I have but one star to give to this post.

Blue Screen of the Angel of Death?

+1 Been There Suffered That Punched the Shit Out of The Perpetrator’s Shoulder Before Throwing Up

+-1

Even this Jayhawks homer can slow-clap this. Well-played, nerds. Well, fucking, played.

+1 more past the goalie.

The Flex is an industrial-design disaster. Lego kits have better lines.

We’re pretending that Rand Paul’s hair isn’t store-bought now?