This post deserves an update with this release:

Plate: Tennessee will let you plate a red wagon with a cordless drill driving the rear wheels. Possibly with a EV designation. That state will do anything for a dime other than fund decent schools and deliver health care to the poor and elderly.

Not John Elway, then? (I was shocked to learn Trevor Seimian has a job in the NFL. What — didn’t have a phone book to pick a random name from, Gase? Because that person would make a better QB.)

You can pick up your free t-shirt.

JUST GODDAMN VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

What about Arimatheia, whose Joseph left his last words at the Castle Aaaaagh? 

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

If the business isn’t sustainable on a fair wage maybe it doesn’t deserve to exist; according to uber it was never meant to be a primary source of income. Now management might have to manage?! gasp!

Even though I think weed should be legal, people like her dont exactly help their case.

(Ok, just because this scene popped into my head just now ...)

What a ~shame~ that me moving to Somerville and not having the time to keep working at the arena happened about 4 games into the first Devils season (I was the head sound guy at the Tsongas at the time.)

I could do this for a fraction of the budget.

John Wick post-credits scene, he reaches the leader of the High Table and we reveal the Architect...again. Turns out Wick is what happens if the machines don’t make a new Zion, so Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity become hitmen instead of hackers. They’re still destined to take…

Yeah, Syndergaard is younger than Stroman, but he’s not quite as, ah...urban. You get what I’m saying? Got a real wholesome upbringing. Seems like he runs with a good crowd. The kind of guy I’d want my daughter to date. Sometimes a boy just needs somebody he can look up to.

Perfect for the GT3 on sale.

I believe I speak for us all when I say... 

That’s being disingenuous.