Pretty sure the record is 7 titles.

Deserves the “Most Punchable Face in Motorsport” trophy, edging out Lance Stroll as a close second 

kilonewtons are very context sensitive. Especially with regards to static gravity where one is firmly planted on the ground. As one is not moving, one is not accelerating and, therefor, no force is applied. That’s why I prefer to use fignewtons instead, which always increase weight but not gravity.

“Brad Marchand is still an asshole, though. “ 

But good for the Barca Loungers

Here’s an idea for Indiana Jones 5:

Also I know we all like saying “this new car looks just like this other car” but if you take out the horizontal band across the trunk lid those are 100 percent just red-tinted Honda Civic taillights.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

GOOCH-FANT! GOOCH-FANT! GOOCH-FANT!

Are you claiming that a civilised country creates prisons in which inmates, many of whom come from backgrounds of abuse, violence and poverty, should be so debased that they are encouraged to commit acts of violence against each other? Perhaps you need some education. I suggest you take a look at how a country such as…

But in the US, perhaps due to oddities of our culture, it’s a more passive-aggressive form of racism where they just talk about “those people” and make sure their kids don’t go to the same schools or live in the same neighborhoods and vote for politicians who know what dogwhistles to use.

Failure is always an option, I’ve been perfecting it for years.

Jeez! That interior reminds me of the joke about the doctor who saved all the foreskins from the circumcisions he performed. He stitched them together to make a wallet that would expand into a suitcase when stroked correctly.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

The pilots don’t have an AoA display. 

You can’t convince me that the douche in the 911 isn’t Brett Cavanaugh.

No reason this team can’t throw balls deep anymore.

Just another example of why it’s always better to tip in tradable goods like ammunition, clean bandages, preserved meats, etc.

Fuck yeah! America is #1!