How would five baseball teams pooling their resources affect The AFC East? Dumbass.

Did I watch the same game as (most of) the rest of you commenters? What an incredible defensive chess match! The offenses sputtered because neither quarterback had time to find anybody open (not that anybody was very often anyway).

I’m so sorry the game didn’t break last year’s ridiculous total yardage record in order…

Deep south? We have that crap in Massachusetts!

Sorry, but no. I’ve known Eric for many years. He’s a veteran US Olympic kayaker, and he does in fact own Jackson Kayak. The thing about Eric is he has an addiction to GoPro and all manner of video recording. I’ve paddled with him when he was wearing one on his helmet, his boat, his paddle, and his wrist. The fact…

She’s the human version of a vuvuzela.

LOL. There was a solid year or two where i thought his name was actually Justin Beaver because I was in bar with friends well on my way to getting shitfaced when a song of his came on and a group of girls near us started singing along and the bouncer came by and re-carded them because according to him “No one over [the…

Here’s Nick Foles basking in the win today

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

This is what people don’t understand about “efficiency”. The rotaries are kind of efficient in terms of power to weight and definitely by power to physical size, but with the equivalent of 6 power strokes per rotor for every power stroke in a single cylinder 4-stroke, it could never be anywhere near as efficient in…

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

Fun fact, the CARBON champagne they use on the podium is actually just $30/bottle champagne put it a carbon fiber wrapped bottle and then resold for $3,000. 

I think you meant payoff committee

But Gordon had at least been playing games in Cleveland prior to the New England trade. Whatever Dez has been doing to stay in shape, he’s been doing by himself. He hasn’t even tried to beat an NFL corner in close to a year, and he wasn’t doing a great job of it a year ago. Brees is a great quarterback, obviously, but…

Wow, we managed to find someone who’s a worse neighbor than David when it comes to driving around their yard.

It’s that hating Boston is the hipster chic thing to do. It’s what the media tells you to do. It’s easy to hate a winner, though people don’t seem to be bothered by the Yankees for some reason (right, the media tells you they’re cool). I don’t know how anyone could hate this Red Sox team, they’re just a bunch of…

To me, it looked like someone tried to Donk and Stance the same car at the same time.  It’s just odd looking.

Maybe we could just stop having pointless wars instead?

That’s a cool Sonny Bono Halloween costume, bro.

The Giants fucked this up back in 2015 when they decided to force Coughlin out, but not Reese, the GM making all the shitty draft picks that got this team where they are now.

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.