Carabo is at least 5% cooler.

It’s Meh Car Monday, right?

Everybody else is bitchin’ at you but I’m with you.

I imagine it’s just harder to hide these types of things.

Somewhere, on a Breitbart podcast, Curt Schilling not-so-quietly wonders to himself: “Why couldn’t I have just retired with my career record at 88-14?”

Here’s the Deadspin approved tweet version:

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

A genetic hairdo? Sure genetics can affect what you can do with your hair, but he didn’t have to do that. I would argue that his resting douche face is more a product of genetics. 

Now now, that is a low blow, one cannot choose their genetics, however, he could go and wipe that smarmy shit-eating grin off his face.

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade sledgehammer.

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade.

He should be punished severely for that hairdo. 

His face looks like it would benefit from a good punch or two.

the xzibit meme gets more love than is probably deserves....and i’m completely ok with it, dawg.

Can’t even READ the words “Mary Queen of Scots” without thinking of this and giggling.

Using Google Chrome no X appeared to close the sign up window. Using Firefox it did and I was able to see the list and get 30 second samples.

There is no X

Isn’t a 4-cyl Supra a Celica?

Kids, I do believe that is the YMC-130H. The most badass C-130 ever.

WTF? This was confusing as hell. I think you’ve got some numbers wrong and stuff. Maybe give it a once-over and try it again?