At least one.

My last boyfriend and his best friend were members of special forces, graduates of Annapolis. They were supposed to pick me up at my office for lunch one day and the best friend arrived early, “to get to know me better”. The memory of my boyfriend nearly kicking down my office door and angrily quizzing me about…

This is a phenomenon that is particular to white dudes, just opening their mouths and interjecting their views WHEN NO ONE ASKED THEM. My brothers are always bewildered/incensed when I call them on this. Like, nobody called for your college dropout ass, Jethro. Sit down and let the grownups do the talking.

Also her activism for size-inclusion when her beer and cheese diet catches up with her.

I mean, this is fairly standard for Hollywood, women expected to put a ton of effort into their looks and the men can slide on buy because real genius can’t be stage-managed or some bullshit.

Ugh, like, why are we causing so much drama over this? That’s like, her most comfortable going out dress and she could toottttaaallly, like, run a marathon in those heels. This is why she hangs out with the boys. So. Much. Drama.

Right? I don’t know why Jezebel is going through the motions with this cool girls Olympics thing, because Jennifer Lawrence is like Michael Phelps in that regard. Bless her.

They get an Olive Garden in town and suddenly they think they know everything.

Fucking thank you.

The most difficult recipes to excel at are the ones that are the most simple. Until you’ve had and replicated some New York Italian grandmother’s 12 hour red sauce, you should probably not talk.

“I’m Irish”

Yeah, this is one of 3 things, she released the tape herself because the Kardashian money is running out, Kris Jenner released it so that she wouldn’t have to write a personal check to Chyna, or her boyfriend is looking to cash in on her messy life. I think revenge porn is horrible. I’m just not sure this is not a…

Yeah, that’s crap. Her world famous mother-in-law became famous for championing highly controversial political issues. Her husband and father-in-law are both notorious for stepping all over politically charged issues. This girl can barely be bothered to show up for the paltry number of patronages that she has while…

The protocol excuse is bullshit. She wore a black evening gown to this event last year and has several other black evening gowns. This was bad form. But she is literally a walk and talking representative of one of the most patriarchal, misogynistic institutions on the planet.

Oh honey, let me tell you. I love a maillot like no other. J.Crew has them in tall lengths.

And you are absolutely right, I get paid to help people finance homes. Most of that job entails correcting the idiocy people learned from hot taeks from armchair finance experts. Trying to leverage the credibility of the Obama administration and a narrowly construed Brookings report to suggest that the MID and, by…

I know you saw where I said all of the information in the Brookings report is factual. Extracting from that information that the MID is overrated because only wealthy white people use it is harmful and confusing.

I already did pal, we’re done here. Take your nonsense elsewhere.

Some people have proportionately shorter legs than their torso. Ankle length looks better for us. Also, your ankle is the end of your whole leg.

But greed is. Banks get HUGELY fined for even functional red-lining and we are audited often. Our compliance department is INSANE about making sure we’re CRA compliant. The racism I see in the mortgage business centers on the terms of the mortgages. Predatory lending practices like approving people for mortgages when…