I think it’s funny because I’m a white girl and a sports hater and I’m out of the grays on both the root and deadspin but banned on Jezebel. I’m really not mad about it. Whatever it is that they have Rich Juzwiak doing over there and also the not at all ironic Cool Girl Olympics just make me shake my head.

I got banned last night! It was actually a nice wake up call for me. I spent way too much time fighting with fools about basic human decency. I always go looking for your comments because they are insightful and hilarious. Jezebel does not deserve you.

This needed to be said.

This.

And also that terrible dye job. Who told her blonde was the way to- oh wait. Nevermind. I got it. Gross.

This. I also like fur and don’t care about the rodents killed to make it. Do. Not. Care.

Unless someone’s attached a big Mac or a bucket of KFC to a stick and dangled it over his hear. Then we might get a brisk waddle.

It was like Lord of the Flies.

This is my grandmother. Who was a mechanic during WWII.

I was down in VA for my 11 year old goddaughter’s birthday last year. Her dad is in the Army and they live in base housing. Her mother, my best friend, was told by the FRG that she had to invite all of the children of her husband’s colleagues to the party. 20 kids, 8 of the little fuckers ate birthday cake with their…

I can’t tell if you’re willfully misunderstanding these concepts or if you need me to concede Monica’s poor character to you.

Or actually financially harmed, thankyouverymuch lazy, entitled, clueless, generational-wealth hoarding baby boomers.

My mother’s man advice, cribbed from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

Can I order the surf and turf AND dessert?

Here’s the point you’re missing: it does not matter if she initiated this relationship or not. She is not able to consent to a relationship to him by virtue of her status as his employee and their power differential. Whether he’s a shit bird or not (of course he is) and whether or not she is a belt-notcher (don’t…

“You are infantilizing her”

I’m disappointed that you would fall into the “infantalizing” trap, but internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug, as they say.

I know. It really is terrible but every time I see some fool clutching a writing utensil like that, it reminds me of cookie monster making out his Christmas list on the sesame Street Christmas movie.

Everyone I’ve ever known who has written using the thumb wrap hold has been dumber than a box of rocks.

“We also have to allow for Lewinsky’s opinion on the subject.”