I mean, it made like $150 million. No one said white people had good taste. Everyone I know liked it. It’s just not my thing. I think it’s likely that Monique is the victim of racism and Amy Schumer is a talentless hack. But so are most of the celebrated comedians of the 20th century. Mediocre people who appeal to a…

I agree with you about Monique, but Amy Schumer got the special because of her Madison Square Garden sellout and the box office success of the movie before whatever the last one was. Amy Schumer’s cool girl schtick doesn’t appeal to me, so I have no idea what it was called. Hot mess? Or something?

I’m embarrassed to say that I completely forgot about Monique the second Wanda Sykes stepped up. I am way more outraged by her quarter mil.

I think three things are possible at once:

...do you also work for a bank?

ALWAYS OPT OUT. I hate overdraft coverage SO MUCH. It also means that if opt in to the coverage you can then be charged fees for debit card overages, where normally that is barred.

Banker here!

The last couture collection was so inspired and reminiscent at the same time. This drek is terrible. Also, your last thought is true. I used to do some buying for a firm and this is how they market these days. No one paying couture prices is going to be caught dead in anything an actress wore to an awards show. They…

This. I’m done with fellow white women doing this shit.

OUT OF THE GRAYS WITH YOU.

I blame Hillary for using her feminist cred to prop up a serial abuser of women for 3 decades. I blame Hillary for going along with the witch hunt for a 24 year old intern, who engaged in a presumptively coercive relationship with the leader of the free world.

Or who voted for Jill Stein, because “they just couldn’t”. I’m doubly angry at them, because I haven’t been able to stand Hilary since the Monica days and I put that aside in the interest of keeping the country from descending into its current madness. Those girls should be barred from sisterhood for life.

He creeps me out. Like he has a basement full of dead girls and a closet full of their skins that he wears on Friday nights.

Especially when you think that the kid is likely her retirement insurance. The only wiggle room in a tight pre-nuptials is maintenance/child support. She had that kid so that he couldn’t waste her young years and then toss her aside at 40 something without a cent to her name.

This

The kitchen lion and tween bathroom gymnast bits make me howl. Also her bit about her girl squad. Damn, the whole thing makes me asphyxiate. Her special is typically my background noise.

Seriously, what’s another half mil to them? Get the four legendary white progressives on Grace and Frankie to pony up some cash. That’s a reservoir of white liberal guilt right there. Like, I love that shit, but rich old people dildo hijinks can end an episode early and still bring in bored retired boomer state…

Jesus christ, who is THAT?

Thiiis. Anyone riding with me knows that the instant I sense things looking like they might be fixing to think about getting sketchy, I’m out. Stay close or get left behind. I’m not trying to get on anyone’s material witness list.

Can you imagine if it was Matt McGorry instead of Aziz Ansari? Hoo boy.