Every time they do the thing where they try and walk us through the procedures of real journalists, I’m always taken aback. Like, they really think they’re like, real journalists. Instead of gossip bloggers. There’s nothing wrong with posting fun fluff for a jokey women-leaning website for a living, but don’t pretend…

Mother of God. How tone deaf do you have to be?

This is exactly it. I have a friend who married a ‘bad boy (tm)‘ and has spent their whole relationship in situations like this with him gas-lighting her the whole way. To hear him tell it, she’s ‘not like other girls’ who don’t like ‘rough sex’ or ‘men who take charge’. No motherfucker, other girls just don’t want to…

I still can’t believe Aziz Ansari has elicited a NOT TODAY SATAN response from so many people.

My first thought was, what the fuck sort of ‘bad dates’ have these girls been going on? I consider it a bad date if a guy shows up in converse and a trilby. Internalized misogyny has gotten so out of hand that sexual assault is nothe considered bad. What the fuck is everything?

And that vile piece of drek is still posted at the top of their page.

Irony... hypocrisy, you know, NBD.

Literally this.

I also received this pearl of wisdom fRoman my dad, who was an incredible gift giver and spoiled my mother rotten. It was always nice jewelry for special occasions but he would also bring her home things related to her hobbies just because. She’s an incredible seamstress, so he brought her a top of the line sewing…

Beat me to it. Good show. Like Vanity Fair somehow isn’t a legitimate source.

Yup, the legal term of art is “unavailable”.

It also doesn’t help that Jezebel completely shit the bed with their it’s-really-about-ethics-in-gossip-journalism-y’all take on their Internet boyfriend’s unfathomable douchebaggery.

Shout out loud for the folks in the back, Sheesh, these are the truest words ever spoken.

This. Why do they think that 1 yes counts more than 100 previous nos?

I’m so tired of these motherfuckers going through the motions of consent. A technical yes is not consent.

Fucking thank you. Pretending like men are just bumbling fools who “just don’t get” women is total horseshit. For a bunch of assholes who insist that the waitress at the bar was so into them, they can just tell, they certainly can’t wait to stop being able to “tell” when she brushes them off.

This is why I cook, so that someone else is responsible for cleanup.

The judge on the original case all but said the coaching claim was bullshit.

The judge’s report of the initial case specifically debunks Woody’s hail Mary that Mia coached Dylan. That he thinks people won’t remember that ishe hilarious.

It’s atrocious. The judge presiding over the case specifically called out the spurious claim that Dylan had been coached.