Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

That was two minutes of impressive athleticism, but I still have no idea why any of those men were doing any of the things they were doing.  

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

Considering you can get 2 Masteworks cores a day for 30 shards (and that item that drops a core from a boss), I don’t think the economy is quite as crazy as I first did. It could be improved for sure, but to me the big issue is Bungie’s insistence on nullifying the previous year’s gear whenever they release a large…

The lengthening list of behaviors that you have to practice in order to avoid paying too much for a game that you may not want:

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

chiropractor and certified athletic trainer

“Son, do you remember your name?”

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Every time I get excited about the Red Sox potentially winning 110 (one hundred and fucking ten!) games this season, I have to temper it by remembering that, like 15 of those wins are coming about because a stunning number of teams are just totally uninterested in the actual game of baseball right now. 

Can we talk about the Wilpons and Madoff? Because, man, describing them as having been “hornswoggled” is a very generous interpretation of the facts. Don’t mean to give you shit, Roth, because it wouldn’t have made sense to relitigate that issue in the middle of an article that ultimately isn’t about Madoff. But it…

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

nothing turns wealthy white men against the free market faster than young black men commanding market value compensation. funny how quickly they turn communistic.

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Well, if he’s not going to be in jail then playing minor league baseball is probably the next best punishment.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Phil would have better weed.