Looking forward to Deadspin’s next purple-prose feature on The Triumph of the Human Will that is Boxing, by Hamilton Nolan.

Love that the pride of Woodside, CA maintains El Camino Real as his traffic artery reference.

MMO expansions have to make everything obsolete when new expansions launch, or the new content isn’t desirable. Expansions always reset gear in every game.

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Destiny 2 PvP is just a pile of instagib crutches for retards pass it on

If this were Blizzard and WoW, sure. Bungie rarely fixes bugs unless they’re so bad they really can’t let it go.

Key to Fighting Lion kills is not direct-hitting you opponent but rather catching them with a remote detonation. If you hold down the fire button on Fighting Lion, the grenade explodes when you release the button, even following a ricochet. Eventually you get really good at this, the kills come faster and you can…

What about Destiny characters shooting bows?

The Nade Launcher Kills portion of this quest isn’t too bad—the Fighting Lion is very strong and good for the total kills, and for the multikills you camp the hell out of heavy ammo and use Play Of The Game or whatever. The part where you have to go into Competitive even for prior seasons’ pinnacle weapons blows.

Given that 1 is almost certainly occurring while the hearer is a child, we can prorate the trauma

Weird way to spell “won them two titles”

Well, uhh, at least he died the way he lived: doing something insanely dangerous for no good reason.

I love to be an NBA superstar and ride around a foreign country where I don’t know the traffic law on a motorcycle without a helmet.

Neo-Malthusian bullshit, one tiny step from eugenics

I’ve rooted for them since 2006 and losing this Finals would only hurt a little. Sometimes injuries crater your season, that’s sports. They’ve won plenty and they’ll be a playoff team whether or not Durant leaves. Shrug.

Broussard’s destiny was always to be a Car Video Guy.

No Alien vs. Predator GTFO

If these Nazi fucks decide to ruin the thumbs-up it’s eternal war.

I worked QA on a bunch of Sims 2 expansions and Open For Business compatibility was an absolute bitch to iron out every single time. The end results are really amazing tho.

The landing spot is the spot your feet started from. You don’t get to decide mid-shot “actually I would prefer to kick my feet out and land over there.”