My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

I hope he beats this 

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Does Durant really strike you as the kind of guy who would have several duplicitous face-to-face conversations with teammates just prior to the most important decision of his career, as opposed to the type who’d just stop answering text messages from his teammates during that period and later faux-apologize to them…

Remember that one time he violated California law in order to secretly record conversations to spy on his “rivals” within the organization? It is a wonder why he can’t get another job.

Cool, but at 10, I was already discovering the joy of “free soloing.”

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

The Sims 2 to this day has the best expansion packs of the entire series. This is the - original - Maxis at its peak. Cleverly designed, intertwining, deep gameplay concepts the series would never see again.

Something like “Open for Business” that basically lets you sell everything in the game from selfmade cake to…

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

As much as it’ll be the end of an era, I’m kinda looking forward to a Curry/Thompson centered Warriors again. There’s no team on Earth that’s worse with Kevin Durant and Demarcus Cousins but it was great watching a team rely on Curry and Thompson just blasting an ungodly amount of 3s at all times.
Watching Durant try…

I didn’t think I could be shocked by grotesque callousness after the last couple years, but I guess I was wrong. 

I hope people don’t think Kerr is just giving standard platitudes about how being on the court can heal. His father was assassinated and Steve still took the court back in college to chants of “PLO” among other nasty stuff.

Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.