“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

More like Exodus To Orbit, amirite

Golden State checked him just fine after his flurry in the opening minutes, generously accommodating the Rockets’ desire to match him up with Steph Curry

Way to rub salt in the wound by making Dodger fans break out their dictionary before even being able to start reading the article.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

You failed to mention that the building mechanic frequently nullifies mid-long range combat and causes the game to devolve into shotgun fests. Watch Ninja or any top streamer, one of his most frequent strategies is to build towards or above another player until he is close enough to use a shotgun.

Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

The guy who brought the dull chainsaw must have felt real silly.

Not only do you “feel” like it, it factually is true. Which is rare in 2018 America, I know.

I feel like “meldown” is a noun, while the verb form should be separate words. “Timberwolves had a Collective Meltdown” vs “Timberwolves Collectively Melt Down.”

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

That baby is an unholy mixture of Brady, Belichik and Kraft’s DNA implanted in a surrogate in an attempt to breed the Football Kwisatz Haderach.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

If you want characters with conspicuous, prominent hoods, there’s always Assassin’s Creed...

I know that Metzen has said this to be true, but I don’t buy it. He was a Boba Fett of a character that a bunch of people thought was cool, so they brought him back.