LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

Hmm but does it have jump jets:

tinfoil hat:

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

It’s kind of bad in another standpoint: this appears to be the ONLY text on this skin, making its appearance even stranger.

“I missed my window.”

On top of that, Overwatch’s spectator tools are sorely lacking and make high-level play confusing to watch for newcomers.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Having had the unfortuate experience of having to shit in a (men’s) bathroom at more than one sporting event, I can say with fairly solid authority that making some of the bathrooms unisex is not a great idea, unless the women of Edmonton don’t mind sitting on urine, feces, vomit, and god knows what else.

RIP, letlive

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Does anybody really expect Kanter to guard Harden on the perimeter with no help? And on the oop, Kanter did basically what he was supposed to do after Beverly went right past Norris. Perhaps he was supposed to trap the ball 28 feet away from the basket? Beyond that, I don’t see what he did wrong.

A bit of an aside to the article, but it would be pretty cool if mobas had an unranked match mode that projected that kind of hitbox/zone information for training purposes. Those games have so much obtuse shit you have to absorb that it’s actively intimidating and discouraging to get into them. Rounding off some of…

Pro Ultimate is taking off. Its not as big as Lacrosse or Softball however it is a very entertaining sport to watch and has huge growth potential. These plays are just now getting coverage and it is not unlikely to see a play on SCTopTen about ever other week. ESPN3 covers a game once a week. They’ll be in Atlanta…

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

I’m sure this guy will be roundly dissed by Deadspin commenters, most of whom would split their Dockers if they tried to make a catch like that.