Love this game, played through several times, still really want a Street Ball mode where you play the rites stripped of any story context and get to name your ballers stuff like Jo-D and Lil Teezy. I know there’s versus mode; it’s not the same.

Anyone punching left at this moment instantly reveals his pathology. You have brain worms, sir, and drinking bleach is the only cure. Good luck.

Not mentioned in this piece: Overwatch lead Jeff Kaplan went professionally for years by the name “Tigole Bitties,” even being the WoW dev team’s primary spokesman, and nobody at Blizzard thought that was inappropriate or even weird.
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Or your own sex robot without the high-end proprietary programming! Nobody wants a personality in a sex toy.

Sorry I’m just here to bang the same communal fuckbots as every other rich person in this world, because that’s what we’re all apparently into.

Lucioball is better than Overwatch pass it on

I know you only did one playthrough and picked Wyatt, but the great thing about that awful choice is that it doesn’t really matter. No matter who you elect to have slaughtered, the man you saved despises and resents you for saving him and consigning him to this hell.

Also, the suggestions of what’s happened in the…

Carmelo’s in-game gear always screams “I’m not worried about sweating.”

Stannis abandoned Dragonstone fairly recently, taking his entire army, family and house staff with him. Even if he’d left a skeleton force to “hold the fort” they’d have yielded instantly to Dany’s fleet.

Euron is the singer from Blue October you’re welcome

Whatever you or anyone thinks of his abilities, Cousins is without question one of the top 20 players at the league’s most valuable position. If you are a credible starting QB and hit free agency, you get paid giant heaps of money. That’s how it goes.

I’m wary of this kind of thinking in an individual sport—a single player’s skills and talents can match up capriciously with others, leading to lopsided head-to-head records. Nadal’s record over Federer is his claim to greatness, and rightfully so; I don’t think it diminishes Federer.

“It’s the single best stroke in the history of the sport, the skeleton key to all the various puzzles its wielder faces.”

Shocking that something in Overwatch might be technically sloppy. It’s always been incredibly weak in this department but game journos know talking about it is bad for business.

Not doxxing and ruining the life of a person whose only crime is making a silly GIF is the proper human response. Threatening to do so should he violate some nebulous standard to be determined solely by the news organization is fucked up and wrong.

It’s almost as though billion-dollar companies have realized there’s easy cash to be had by appearing woke. And it’s hard to say that anything is an “important part of Overwatch lore” given that the game has no textual (meaning inside the game; webcomics don’t count) story and not even any bios for its characters.

Overwatch was supposed to be the new MMO, which is why Jeff Kaplan got moved to it from WoW. It ended up getting scrapped and they turned what they had (part of an engine, some art assets) into Overwatch. This is why Overwatch’s mechanics are so loose and non-shootery.

Why is it bad for people to have jobs in an industry they love? E-sports make a lot of money and I’d much rather it go to an entire ecosystem of well-paid professionals than into the pockets of media companies, promoters and team owners.

It’s Gangsta Mercy, or Gangsta Bitch Mercy if you’re really on a tear.

It’s cool that the AUDL and MLU exist but lame that they don’t have the money to get the actual best players in the world to drop their established club teams. The end result is enthusiastic but sloppy ultimate played by college kids on break. Like, the turnover that starts this play is shit that would get you benched…