Tony Parker’s horny French penis says D’ACCORD

Anyone who’s been to a game at AT&T knows the goddamned sky rats always descend the instant the bleachers are empty, to feed on a vast bounty of discarded nachos and garlic fries.

I feel like I’ve seen this movie but also can’t remember the name, nor the city where it was set.

Wait, is there some rash of mysterious Counter-Strike injuries?

Are you a self-righteous twat every day of your life or just the Mondays?

Anyone who has ever been a teenaged boy knows they frequently compete in group settings to say the most horrible things imaginable. Rarely do they actually believe what they’re saying. I grew up in a progressive place and we still competed (on long bus rides or w/e) to tell the worst possible racist jokes, knowing…

Kawhi gets no love from the refs because he has a quiet, tentative offensive game. It’s probably just the expression he always has on his face, but when he gets the ball and doesn’t have a path for a dunk, he seems nervous. Tentative activity doesn’t win calls.

Yeah sure let’s put all the incredibly endangered animals back in the wild where things were going so well for them.

No matter how much an addict may piss you off, he is in agony and deserves your sympathy. It’s a disease, not a personality flaw. Addicts can be obnoxious as fuck but whatever pain they cause you is nothing compared to what they’re feeling.

WHOOSH

I went to Coachella in 2004 with my nerdy-ass college friends because Radiohead was headlining. Which is to say, it hasn’t been cool for at least 12 years.

And same to Jimmy Mike Mac.

Congrats to Anderson Varejao on making the cut with his only hoop of the season.

Ultimate regularly produces spectacular highlights. The MLU and AUDL manage to get plays on SportsCenter all the time. This site’s antipathy for the sport confuses me, but I just blame it on you guys being a pack of NYC fuckwits.

Please do. I’m a Celtics/Warriors fan who despises the Lakers in general and Bryant in particular, but the guy is a top 20 all-timer.

I would suggest it’s more unsettling that Young Squire Jimmy Buss gets to own and run a multi-billion-dollar company and control the livelihoods of hundreds of employees purely by virtue of the fact that his daddy made a killing in real estate.

Why on Earth would Thibodeau take this job?

Vivek values winning very much and the team is trying very hard to win games. They just have no effing clue how to do it.

Vlade doesn’t know who Randy Wittman is.

The next time you hyperextend your knee I will watch and clap with admiration as you silently and stoically walk it off.