What the fuck is an olimpico

Taco Bell isn’t Mexican food. It occupies its own category called “Taco Bell,” and sometimes you just want some damn Taco Bell. Chipotle is an abomination because it tries and claims to be legit.

The instant he turned the corner I said “holy SHIT” out loud at my television. Just moving at a different gear from everyone else on the field.

Now if only the actual team could manage a rally like that...

She subscribes to the Elliot Reid school of anatomy:

So this series is awful and indulges the worst white performative liberal tendencies, but the Seal line was great.

They had no legs. The whole game, no legs, except for Draymond who is fueled by Cheetos and plutonium pellets. Steph was drained from Boston’s backcourt, double OT and the burden of carrying things without Klay. So the defense went first, and the perimeter shots were all ticking front rim. Walton probably should have…

OUTER HAVEN!

The entire Metal Gear story is wildly entertaining nonsense and even at its dumbest moments it is always completely itself. What a series.

Another upside: because the EU got erased, Mon Mothma never got assassinated and can still be around! (checks Google) Okay, Caroline Blakiston is still alive. We can make this happen.

It does work. It connects just the same and she’ll destealth on the first tick of damage. You can do the same with the Undead version of Drain Hope, but it doesn’t destealth her because no damage. You will see the ghostly chain following her invisible form around, though.

Well, the Internet made it clear this guy was Good for a long time, but now because of some Tweets we’ll all revise our opinions and agree he’s Bad. Thank goodness life’s so easy.

What honestly is the point of this book? “Remember that TV show? It was awesome! Remember THAT TV show??? IT WAS ALSO AWESOME!!!” In what sense is it “terrific” or even remotely valuable?

I loved TF2, played it a LOT, and Bastion’s turret form is way past anything an Engineer’s turret could do. The most brilliant thing in the Engineer’s design was the way his turret included a knockback on every shot, so you couldn’t bull-rush it, and also so that anyone who ventured into turret range usually got…

Bastion’s chaingun turret does just an insanely stupid amount of damage, especially considering the frontal shield. Even the worst Bastion can explode one or two people effortlessly before dying himself, and 2-3 coordinated Bastions on a team is total cheese.

I dunno about you noob motherfuckers but I ball all day in my hero brawler, roasting fools with my heroics. And when I get them storm talents at 20 HOO-EEE

Public Service Announcement: If attacked by a sperm whale, BEFORE TAKING ANY OTHER STEPS stop shooting harpoons at it.

One year I got my wisdom teeth out the day before Thanksgiving, because this was during college and I’d only be home for a short window and (surprise, surprise) the oral surgeons aren’t heavily booked that Wednesday.

His SB win came over Rex Grossman. Rex. Grossman.

You know what I’d like to see if Blizzard really wants to get serious about competition? A goddamn death breakdown window. Right now I’m often left wondering what exactly killed me.