I bet that woman’s a better rapper than Lil Wayne because he fucking sucks.

Damn, beat me to it.

Ooh, a ray resection! He’s gonna have a cartoon hand!

Do lions...eat sheep? Like, ever? Are there herds of sheep roaming across the savannah? Or is this more of a Christ-allegory thing? Is JJ Watt comparing himself to Aslan?

How exactly is she going to “embarrass” a cabal of 30 billionaires? Any lockout would end exactly the way the last one did: the rank and file players screaming for work to resume under any terms while a few stars futilely try to stay the course.

That whole NY Mag piece was a waste of space. No original reporting of substance. This whale is long dead and the harpoon sticking out of him bears Greg Howard’s signature in scrimshaw. They should have just paid the kill fee and ran a blurb with links to Greg’s pieces.

LOL SUICIDE JOKES ON TEH INTERNET. Your friends must think you’re so funny. Like, the moment you leave the room they say to one another, “That guy is so FUCKING FUNNY.”

Also, how sure are we that Lillard is good? Explosive athlete, fun to watch, but not a great shooter and he is an absolute dumpster fire defensively. Just doesn’t care. In a Western Conference loaded with excellent point guards, this is not an acceptable trait in my book.

I’m running under the assumption that Miami, for reasons of league reputation, can’t afford to kick him to the curb. Anyone signing with Miami would ask himself “If they treated Wade like this, as the best player in franchise history who’s taken big pay cuts for the team, how will they treat me?” So I think they have…

I’m no CBA expert, but could they maybe be figuring to offer Wade pricey deals one year at a time and just stretch-provision him if/when his body falls apart?

Some dude putting peas in his guac is one thing. The Paper of Upper-Crust White Record located in a town that craves Western authenticity publishing a guac recipe with English peas and fucking sunflower seeds is just begging for hate.

Explain to me again how superhero comics are anything more than children bashing action figures together while making explosion noises with their mouths?

“I had sex hundreds of times in prison...my wife came on dozens”

Dammit, Ace.

The Giants are getting basically the same 3B production out of Matt Duffy (“Who?”) that the Red Sox are getting from Pablo in a hitter’s park. Yeesh.

Who the fuck are these people and why is there a movie about them? I don’t even buy that comics fans know them.

And one pick the other way from playing for the Knicks. They’re bad, but being a star in NYC is a pretty nice gig.

Because FIFA. There was a LOT of fuss about it leading up to the tournament, with some teams actually sueing FIFA (but ultimately dropping the suits) and everyone complaining bitterly. You can look it up if you like.

Agreed re: the turf. I play ultimate, not soccer, but I use soccer cleats and spinning around can absolutely make your cleat stick in the ground where on grass it would disengage and slide nicely along on its side until the next step.

Huh, I thought that godawful squealing was only something Japanese women did in porn.