It’s hard to market thoughtful and nuanced.

Congrats, Space Mom. Wish you were here for it.

Seriously. It’s now public knowledge that when she was four months postpartum and caring for their infant son, he was off chasing porn stars around the bed in his tighty whities like a fucking Benny Hill sketch - and she’s still with him, sporting the same tight, mirthless smile she’s had since the beginning.

It started when she seemed to sartorially upbraid Trump for his Billy Bush vulgarities by wearing a pussy-bow blouse to the St. Louis debate...

Typical Cadet Bone Spurs: someone else does the hard work (Obama ends the Great Recession and has 70+ straight months of job growth before 2017), and Trump comes along at the end and tries to slap his name on it and take credit.

Facts are difficult to understand for people like 45 who can’t comprehend them lol. Dumb ass people blamed Obama for the recession that started well before he became president.

The improvement in unemployment numbers began under Obama, not Trump.

I absolutely love and admire Hillary Clinton. I don’t regret supporting her for a second, both in ‘08 and ‘16. But I’d say her biggest weakness has been some of the people around her and her unwillingness to cut them from her political life when they are an obvious liability (i.e. Mark Penn, Sydney Blumenthal, Huma…

Oops, I’m sorry. Did I miss the part of the story where Hillary Clinton harassed someone, anyone?

Yeah, but “cool churches” inevitably come with god awful sanctimonious praise bands and lots of swaying and arm waving.

I don’t really like the idea of church in general, but I like the idea of a casual church where you can just come in your construction cosplay outfit and it’s fine. That said, it also makes me want to make a lame joke like, “I’m not a regular church, I’m a cool church!”

Franco is so greasy looking, he probably just slid off the page.

Probably because she herself is very grating.

Fortunately we have a sulfur-free solution:

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

WHY DID I START WATCHING THIS AT WORK NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

Came here for Grace Jones, saw a lot of randoms who are NOT Grace Jones, going to rectify that:

What am I missing?

Hmm, my knee jerk reaction to this is “What the fuck you spineless losers. You had them pinned!!!” but seeing that both Murray and Cantwell signaled they will vote for it (I’m a Washingtonian) makes me think there is some deep level politicking going on. I trust them not to do something stupid, I’m willing to let it…

That was a very cool, dramatic moment that elicited gasps and all kinds of vocal reactions from the audience I saw this with.