Awwww so sweet! My Dexter’s sister is Deb.

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

Pretty sure finger banging an ATM is also illegal, tho.

Don’t be so shellfish.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!

I was just gonna wear jeans, while it’s still legal for women to wear pants.

Even so, this is definitely worth the temper tantrum a few people got to throw over Hillary last year. When you start getting rounded up for Handmaid Duty, you can at least tell yourself you feel good about your vote.

The GOP tactic of refusing to allow Obama to appoint justices is paying off in spades. I’m not a fan of playing hardball like that, but the only thing worse than both parties abusing the system is when only one does. When the Democrats finally take control of at least some part of government again, let’s remember how…

Oh, I just loved The Heat. But then I love Melissa McCarthy. Too bad they couldn’t find a way to put her in this movie. She’s comedic gold.

I loved, loved, loved The Heat!

Basically just a small replaceable cartridge of hash oil attached to a tiny rechargeable heating element. There are fancier ones with adjustable temperatures and everything but the basic gets the job done.

So much booze. All the wines and weeds.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

Samsung approved it. ;)

The best laptop under 1k is a used macbook pro.

“Digital Booty” will be the name of my first rap album.