Another snowflake is melting.

It’s this. This is why. And yes, this is an actual quote:

Notes with important information on them that’ hard to remember? Or notes on how to act human, fuck off fuck face

I’ll give him a pass on the first two, but “I hear you,” FFS.

Based on my alcohol intake since November 8th 2016, it looks like I’m gonna live forever.

‘Sok. she’s old. her time to ruin the world is running out.

im a floridian democrat. i’m going to raise one. her spot is easily replaced.

I also understand that the 1998 movie is greatly improved by crystal meth.

While I don’t disagree with the premise, I would argue Lost in Space (the TV show obviously) is a cult-classic.

OkStupid.

I went to Rhode Island once, rich people were rude and snobbish, the great unwashed masses stupid and mean. I am sure not all, I had no preconceived notions, was kind of looking forward to going. Left very unimpressed, sure there are great people there, they must have stepped out of the state for cigarettes or…

*to the tune of “White Christmas”*

I’m wishing for a freak gasoline fight accident...

Yes, I was confused about that for a second but then I remembered that conservatives routinely have their own definition of what words mean and they have nothing to do with reality.

To be fair, neither does the rest of the Federalist Society for Idiots Who Can’t US History Good But Don’t Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

A dipshit with the handle hashtagreleasethememo is calling people ‘useful idiots’.

No response? As opposed to occasional twitter trash talking? Whatever Obama didn’t do, Trump has also done fuck-all.

Hey guys, Trump is a bit of a cunt.

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

There’s no explanation on YouTube or Reddit about what exactly caused the incident

Like they used to say, no one rides for free..