Based on my alcohol intake since November 8th 2016, it looks like I’m gonna live forever.

‘Sok. she’s old. her time to ruin the world is running out.

im a floridian democrat. i’m going to raise one. her spot is easily replaced.

I went to Rhode Island once, rich people were rude and snobbish, the great unwashed masses stupid and mean. I am sure not all, I had no preconceived notions, was kind of looking forward to going. Left very unimpressed, sure there are great people there, they must have stepped out of the state for cigarettes or…

*to the tune of “White Christmas”*

I’m wishing for a freak gasoline fight accident...

Yes, I was confused about that for a second but then I remembered that conservatives routinely have their own definition of what words mean and they have nothing to do with reality.

To be fair, neither does the rest of the Federalist Society for Idiots Who Can’t US History Good But Don’t Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Hey guys, Trump is a bit of a cunt.

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

There’s no explanation on YouTube or Reddit about what exactly caused the incident

It is almost as if about 40% of the country is suffering from delusions, and the rest deep dark depression. Maybe less than 1% is happy.

She’s a walking Portnoy’s Complaint fetish with a Birkin bag.

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

We have the receipts:

I’m going to insert “You like Brazilian music?” randomly in conversation from now on.

Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

There’s a difference between critic & audience reviews on RT.