I also think that’s why turnout was so low in last night’s election. I read somewhere that it was only around 38%. Apparently a large number of voters just can’t bring themselves to choose between abortion rights and pedophelia/racism/etc.

Shouldn’t we, as progressives, identify, define, and then destroy, our enemies? I am tired of pretending like understanding the other side matters. They are wrong and need to be brought to heel.

Post-Election Update: It turns out Roy Moore won’t be visiting this Mall, either.

The unerring three C’s of Moore voters” Christian - Conservative - Commandments. Even in the face of blatant depravity and racism, vote for the twisted caricature of a fundamentalist with an (R) by his name no matter what.

Hi ho Silverstein, away!

Moore on that horse reminds me of Countess Luann on a camel.

Actual footage of Trump trying to kiss the female astronauts:

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

Christ?

How does Betsy DeVos get a job as Education Secretary?

The Post reports that Mike Pence and Jared Kushner lobbied in favor of the decision, while Defense Secretary Mattis and Secretary of State Tillerson reportedly argued against it.

“But what about all the Jews that Hitler didn’t kill!”

Also, most of America’s malls have not banned him.

The moment the obsession began.

This news tends to trickle down, slowly at first eventually reaching a steady stream.

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.