I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

They failed their baseline tests but escaped before being decommissioned.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

This year in gif form:

I want to see the portrait in Gwen’s attic.

“So?”

Because brown people, teh gays, baby Jesus and zygotes.

I don’t think this will hurt Moore at all. I think voters will believe this woman is lying.

“I asked her how old she was and she said ‘this many’......”

So, how long is the Hollywood Purge going to continue? Not that it’s a bad thing it’s happening, it’s just gotten to the point where I wake up every morning wondering who did what to whom without consent next.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

What is that like as just a wedding spectator? Seven bride’s maids is way too many, and you have to loop through the same damn song more than once for that number, how many times did those poor cello players have to suffer through Pachelbel’s Cannon for 39 people?

I’m guessing she was trying to spite her 40th closest friend.

her 39-person bridal party

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

I’m just gonna leave this here...