Yeah, there’s going to be an awesome oral history midway through Malia’s second term and we’ll all laugh about this era.

L.A. is the only town I’ve lived in where it definitely pays to know the “secret” routes. A map of my morning commute looks like NASDAQ after a Trump tweet, but it gets me door to door in about 35 minutes. Going via the “traditional” roads would take anywhere between one and two-and-a-half hours (depending on time,…

Whoa, Mussolini had tiny hands too!

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Sign me up!

They aren’t roommates, they are basically family. I would rather have someone who knows me around than be alone all the time. I need someone to kvetch to and blame when I don’t want to do stuff with you. Omg, I sooo want to hang but my roommate is really sick and.....

i mean i would also pay to watch jane lynch stab that corpulent fuck to death with the remains of a lamp she broke over his head, but i feel like we need to keep our national treasures out of jail

O’Reilly would totally lose his shit if he lost...tv gold!

Travolta wouldn’t know what to do with all that ass, he’s a big ol’ bottom queen (I learned so much from Gawker! RIP!!)

Trump once attempted a to recreate that scene from Valkyrie.

There are occult messages being sent.*

So, when Kobach gets ahold of him, he’s never going to be allowed to vote again, right?

Unless you are Titus.

I hear you. We’ve got to make sure 2018 gets here first.

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

Guys, I know we’re all tired. I’m tired. But we have to keep calling. Use ResistBot to fax, call when you can. We can’t let this pass without a fight.

Slay, Jane Fonda, slay!

Yes to that.

“I regret saying half.”