WTF is happening here people???? who the fuck created this little monster???

This girl is still a thing?

He has the mind of a child. He’s like the kid in 5th grade who everyone finds out likes Melissa.

How long until he contradicts the contradiction of his contradiction?

I’m sorry for writing bitch, but trump is being such a bitch.

More like Murphy Blind, am I right?

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

YAY! A news story in 2017 with a happy ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My guess is that it’s the burden of knowing who he is.

Take you? Sorry—this is a solo project from here on out. That’s sort of the point.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

I am also in love with Britney again. She’s like a really good drag queen. That was amazing. “Jesus Christ!”

I don’t have psoriasis but a close friend of mine has had it for years, and I’d agree.

I read Dwayne Wade as Duane Reade and was momentarily confused.

Ben looks so unhealthy. His face is just rough.

He’s from Boston, they all dress like that.

They look...tired. Jennifer Gardener looks quite dewy by comparison.

Aha! You ARE Mariah Carey!

By that measure, I should look like the elephant man.