He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

I could see that...

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

I can’t read or listen to coherent speech from past presidents these days without crying inside a little. I believe the words a person communicates are the reflection of how that person’s mind works and is organized and Trump’s mind must be almost empty echo chamber and in complete chaos.

Obama has way too much class to do that, unfortunately. (Or fortunately.)

They say that for however long you dated someone, it takes half that time to get over them. I have a feeling it’ll take much longer than four yrs to get over PRESIDENT Barack Obama

HEE, “old fashioned piano party.”

Yep. I am fully aware that nostalgia is the opiate of the masses and I say to that “bring that fucking  Will and Grace mind blur on.” The world is difficult to navigate right now, Karen and Jack are the Oxycomedy I want.

I am looking forward to this, I didn’t watch the original series until there were reruns and it is cute, in this day and age we need cute.

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

You wouldn’t want a fyre to ruin this festival.

This country needs a Trumpendectomy, stat.

So his first instinct was to pull out. It’s just a shame that his father didn’t have that same instinct about 72 years ago.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

That beats Trump.

If she isn’t new money she’s acting like it. Obligatory:

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. She’s paying in her own way.

Oh man, a statue of Missy’s disco-ball suit from WTF would be soooo dope. brb listening to all her freaky deaky stuff on heavy rotation again.

Why stop with a statue? Let’s build her a whole temple. Get your frieze on, Portsmouth.