three more people (2 women, 1 man)

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

Two things to note. First, did John Kelly actually allow Stephen Miller to appear in front of reporters and TV cameras to talk about immigration? What is Kelly, a fucking imbecile? Miller is a sad, miserable ghoul whose friends simply haven’t told him he’s dead. He should be kept in a basement office and have his…

So this pretty much eliminates Trump’s voter base?

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

Maybe Kelly will fire Trump too.

I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...

Bang him with what?

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

I keep feeling like Madeline Kahn in Clue

Not going to lie, I was really proud to see our military up here in Canada tweet this:

As awful and nonsensical as Trump’s message is here, there is no way he wrote those tweets. The syntax is far too measured, there are no ALLCAPS, no misspellings, or even a SAD! ending the message. Also the absurdly polite “Thank You”.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

Everyday, a fresh new hell. The longer the investigations against him and his administration go on, the nastier he’s going to be to immigrants and the LGBT community, to try and shore up his base. It’s going to get a lot worse.

Someone needs to find those horcruxes right now. I bet Ivanka is one.

The AARP is going to come out swinging against the GOP for this one. They’ve already said as much. When seniors lose access to healthcare and their premiums go up, the AARP will make sure the seniors know who to blame.

“Well, he’s huge,” Collins replies. “And he — I don’t mean to be unkind, but he’s so unattractive it’s unbelievable.”

In an email to me this morning, my mom wrote “You know, I felt bad for McCain last week, but to leave his sick bed in order to take away other people’s health insurance? FUCK HIM.”

Dear Lord, if this sandwich is Rita Ora’s guilty pleasure I imagine she eats gravel for her meals. My opinion on these celebrity diets is the same opinion Ann Perkins has on jogging.