I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.
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I’m convinced I slipped out of the correct reality around May or June of last year. Quantum vibrational frequencies and such. At least its not time travel, that gives me such a headache. I’m trying to figure out how to get back to the correct timeline. I’m thinking a faraday cage with a bit of a Tesla EMF frequency…
Two things to note. First, did John Kelly actually allow Stephen Miller to appear in front of reporters and TV cameras to talk about immigration? What is Kelly, a fucking imbecile? Miller is a sad, miserable ghoul whose friends simply haven’t told him he’s dead. He should be kept in a basement office and have his…
So this pretty much eliminates Trump’s voter base?
When CNBC asked if the service was really necessary or just a perk for the rich, CEO Frank Mycroft responded, “Why did we need Netflix when we had DVDs?”
This tweet was literally 6 hrs ago. No WH chaos!
Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?
Maybe Kelly will fire Trump too.
I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...
Bang him with what?
Sometime during the last couple of years while you were in the coma. In other news ‘cuckold’ now means anyone who disagrees with you, ‘facts’ mean self-serving lies, ‘winning’ means losing badly, ‘Presidential’ refers to attacking people on the internet and words like ‘dignity’ and ‘civility’ are no longer part of the…
For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.
I keep feeling like Madeline Kahn in Clue
Not going to lie, I was really proud to see our military up here in Canada tweet this:
Being from outside the US, it’s objectively terrifying that you have a man like that in charge.
As awful and nonsensical as Trump’s message is here, there is no way he wrote those tweets. The syntax is far too measured, there are no ALLCAPS, no misspellings, or even a SAD! ending the message. Also the absurdly polite “Thank You”.
I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.