Ironically Obama is the only reason Trump has anything to hang his hat as President.

“I, Donny T, am coming out today to pardon myself for everything I have ever done, which is nothing, and totally all Hillary and Obama’s fault because they are mean terrible people who bigly tarnished my reputation, but I am not going to own it and am totally innocent.”

is that why the people doing the investigatory phase of this shit keep getting replaced by those under investigation? because there’s nothing there?

The most coherent bits of the entire interview?

I’ve read these interviews and

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

Trump could be the first teetotaler on an episode of Drunk History.

And then he dabbed.

“it happened during the dessert course.”

I miss her :(

She thinks she’s going to win a Senate seat in CALIFORNIA??! In the middle of the Trump backlash???! Is she even aware that last year, the top two finishers in California’s run-off system were both liberal Democrats? What a delusional idiot. God, I can’t stand her!

I hear they got a significant shot of diversity in about 1945. Now...if I could only remember what would cause such a phenomenon in 1945...

Wait, Gisele is white?

While some current members generally seem okay with it, some holdouts are definitely deflated. Yeah. I said it.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

OMG, I thought that picture (minus the text) was a photoshop! But I just saw it in an article about the Evangelical prayer session. ““Such an honor to pray within the Oval Office for @POTUS & @VP” Johnnie Moore, a former senior vice president at Liberty University, tweeted.” Ugh!!! I know it’s been explained to me,…

So who’s going to tell her about the election?