And then he dabbed.

“it happened during the dessert course.”

Me to the Sirens of Titans showrunners:

I’d sooner take my chances there than drive through West Texas as a minority.

I miss her :(

She thinks she’s going to win a Senate seat in CALIFORNIA??! In the middle of the Trump backlash???! Is she even aware that last year, the top two finishers in California’s run-off system were both liberal Democrats? What a delusional idiot. God, I can’t stand her!

It’s objectively true that Roger Ailes is in hell.

I hear they got a significant shot of diversity in about 1945. Now...if I could only remember what would cause such a phenomenon in 1945...

Wait, Gisele is white?

While some current members generally seem okay with it, some holdouts are definitely deflated. Yeah. I said it.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

OMG, I thought that picture (minus the text) was a photoshop! But I just saw it in an article about the Evangelical prayer session. ““Such an honor to pray within the Oval Office for @POTUS & @VP” Johnnie Moore, a former senior vice president at Liberty University, tweeted.” Ugh!!! I know it’s been explained to me,…

Try a bit harder. Also, stop using Trump’s version of the word “everyone”.

So who’s going to tell her about the election?

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

It’s been less than two months since Mueller was appointed special counsel. Y’all need to adjust your attention spans. Nothing in government happens overnight.

Re: incorporating Ripley in Alien franchise. Scott has already released early concept sketches:

Aren’t we post supermodels by now? I mean Cindy & Linda, etc THEY were supermodels. These kids? Nah.