How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Traded my NRA card for an ACLU one the moment Trump was elected.

Donald’s tweet-length briefs.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

In that twitter video, did he just miss the GIANT CAR in front of him? WTF?

How I expect the Trump/Putin meeting to go down:

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Y’know, I mean... Really, at what point do people just embrace their total ignorance? I know some people didn’t have the chance for a good education, but at what point do you just say “Fuck it, I LOVE not knowing what the fuck is going on!”?

In the wise words of John Cleese,

These people are totally going to Make America Great Again even though they don’t have the first fucking clue how America got made in the first place.

Like the mighty eagle that is rising on the wind

Kobach has already responded to Kobach, saying that KS will not be sending the SS #s, at minimum. Kobach is really going to have some harsh words for himself next week.

I was pretty sure our state was going to be on the voter information denial list, since Washington’s been quite willing to push back against this administration, but I’m glad to see it confirmed. I wish the number was higher than 22, but that’s a pretty good response after one day.

Donald Trump is a fighter?!?!? This asshole couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Look at this mutt with his gut and his man-tits.

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

And disparaging the Governor of NY, who is a Democrat. It’s almost as if when any politician screws up royally, the media will call them out on it. See also: Spitzer, Elliott or Weiner, Anthony.

I can’t wait till our healthcare system is run like this. Sounds like utopia.

Woman, you can’t defame something that doesn’t exist.