This is good.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

Why yes, I ABSOLUTELY can believe that. Next question?

I’m well aware. And since a great many of us are already suffering due to this fool and his inbred supporters I’m more than ready for them to suffer and realize they brought it on us all. Whatever it takes to bury these motherfuckers once and for all.

Come onnnnnn I have nothing good right now, at least let me hate him the most.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

Ivan(ka) in January: I’ll advise my dad on politics and try to fight for equality, the environment and puppies. Please like me everyone, we’re super cereal and you can trust me.

She’s like the original AHCA

Well, Fox News is Fare and Blanced.

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

lol 😂 AirPods are amazing for the gym. Good sound and they stay in your ears.

What celestial entity do I have to offer human sacrifice to in order to ensure that this turns out like The Force Awakens as compared to Crystal Skull?

I was going to be depressed, and I was depressed for a hot second, and then you know what I did? I went to my bedroom and stared at the poster collage I made of all of these smug sons of bitches, with Trump at the center. I stared at the photo of the celebration in the Rose Garden for the first healthcare bill. I…

In times like this I reflect on why we advocate, donate, and volunteer. I always come back to Sisyphus, his job is to push that boulder up the hill, again and again. Camus makes the argument that we must consider Sisyphus as happy. It’s his duty to soldier on and keep pushing that rock up the hill.

Some of those republican voters need to suffer under a republican congress before they will change or abstain.

That’s why we drink.

The ACA IS crumbling, but only because Republicans were never on board. This is like the dems planting a tree and the Republicans saying “it will never grow!” Because every night they pour salt water all over the roots.

By now, so much of my personal information has been leaked via hacks and accidental releases, I’m practically a celebrity.