It’s best that Barron stay away. My father is very Trump-like (and not coincidentally diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder) and my mother would beg him to take me golfing with him on the weekends. About 5% of the time he would relent (usually when a golfing partner would cancel) and we would spend…

...and apparently it’s been no big deal that he’s spent the last eight months or so away from his wife and child.

She’d use an Amazon product, obvi.

Oh, and on his special day!

lol trump’s presidency so far

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

“He said we shouldn’t worry about rising sea levels,”

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

I volunteer as tribute

This fucking Travelocity Gnome needs to be strung up by his short’n curlies. What’s with this “ I can’t recall” bullshit? When they grilled Hillary for HOURS she never took the ‘who me?’ route like this pocket sized motherfucker is using. Inexcusable.

Hey, Attorney General Fainting Couch! You know a way to rebuke “secrets” and “innuendo”?

What makes you think he sees a reflection when he looks in the mirror?

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

I would pay top dollar for someone to ‘leak’ the ACA online but tell everyone it’s the newest version of TrumpCare. Let the Breitbart crowd get on board with it.

He either has something nefarious to hide or he is an incredibly stupid man whose ego is bruised by the accusation that the Russians helped him win, or perhaps both.

Can we talk about this masterful trolling from Chuck Schumer?

I don’t know about you all, but I’m starting to think we may not be in the best hands in terms of our national future.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Full Proof Plan on how to get over a break up...Dance it off:

It’s all part of a larger strategic strategy of strategizing how to strategically become really good friends with ISIS. ISIS is playing chess; Trump is playing ‘Stratego’!