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On missing the Obamas... (to quote Saint Joni) : Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got till it’s gone?

He said “They only have one bed.”

He just got on a plane. CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!

Sometimes I wonder if Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton flip coins to see who gets to star in any movie requiring a tall British ectomorphic woman who can play men, women, villains, heroes, gay, straight, neither, robots.

A genetically modified pig on the rampage? Pass. I already saw a video of him at the White House today.

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

I’m also pretty sure he doesn’t know the difference between the USN, USCG and Starfleet.

“I think they both live under the sea, dummy. Aquaman is the mayor and he has ZERO illegals in Aqua Town because he put up a wall. Ok, its a net but still. ZERO MEXICANS.”

Born on 3rd base, but thinks he hit a triple. That’s Donald Trump.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

And now after that study that links NSAIDS to heart attacks I don’t know what to take for my daily headache! Halp!

I will never not star “but her emails” posts.

That would be just fine.

He might think if he knows it, then it isn’t classified, on less it comes in a file stamped TOP SECRET. And then he’ll just tell Ivanka. And Jarred. And maybe President Bannon.

God I love watching re-runs of The Golden Girls. Even though I’ve seen every episode I still find them so funny.

Does he know Edie Sedgewick was an incorrigible drug addict who died at 28?

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Yeah, to the tune of nearly 1 million when this season premiered on vh1. What enlightening shit do you watch?

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”