“When I saw him on one knee, I started laughing nervously, almost hysterically,” she said. “And then he asked, and I said, ‘Absolutely.’”

Dear Susan:

April Ryan? Doesn’t she live in DC? I have a friend in DC, and I keep meaning to ask if they know each other. They must know each other, right? April Ryan and her friends.

This is exactly how I wanted to start my morning:

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Gosh, the Fox lemmings are jumping off the cliff at an impressive clip.

Give Robin the Emmy she Wrightfully deserved for the past four years and let’s call it a day.

But does he deserve all of it? Does he never do anything right? Say anything wise? Are all his schemes to reform this agency and abolish that regulation utterly misguided? Can “President Trump’s America” really be compared to Vladimir Putin’s Russia?

A while back, Richie Sambora was on the Today Show. When I caught sight of his hair and outfit, I thought, “Is he trans, now?”. I don’t know, but he was certainly giving me that impression. Someone in Hollyrock is convincing these aging rockers that this is the new look.

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

...and this guy’s entire vice presidency.

“You think they’d let me?!?!”

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

This racist piece of shit probably thought “hey, if even a black guy can do it, how hard can being president be?”