With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

I misread the headline. I thought this was A Tale of 2 White Broads, and expected these two. But then, they are The Simpleton’s chief advisors.

Definitely spray and pray.

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

From TNR:

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

Ivanka is great at relabeling her face also

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

IT’S A-ME! INAVKA!

I, like most sensible Alabamians, am fully aware that this is a garbage state represented by garbage politicians.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

He has praised the new administration for its power to “change the course of America in ways that are biblical.”

Basically they just bounce between Leviticus and Revelation. Everything else is mostly filler.

Man, they must skip a lot of the Bible.

It is very