What? This is outrageous. I’m white. I’m a millennial. My parents owe me thousands!

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Bush says he’ll chest bump any “convert”

Man, who are you, Gene Autry or something?

Grimes is like a middle school theatre kid who just happened to receive divine revelation from some pop music deity. She’s a post-punk Joan of Arc and I adore her.

It is also important to remember that ONE ISN’T FUCKING REAL AHHHHHFDAJVRUWNGOIRWNTDJSNGUDSNGJDNSGJKDSG.

I have never understood tie fighers, either.

And yet, in the end, we all lose.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

I honestly have no feelings about Kanye as a performer or human being. However, I would like to just put it out there that the young man has questionable taste, and that I don’t think he will make it in fashion.

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.

I wish I were that hot.

We’re not worthy.

My lifelong Republican grandfather died in October 2012; my mom told me he was desperately trying to hang on at the end there so that he could vote for Mitt, and he didn’t make it. He lived in Florida, too. He and I disagreed a LOT about politics, and he was delighted whenever I would engage with him, because no one…

Haha, lady!