People who hate squirrels

haha, it’s the dream! I basically just went from getting drunk in bars with friends to getting drunk in the bathtub by myself. Well, not totally alone. My cat likes to play with the bubbles.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

He reminds me of a friendly and eager but really dumb dog.

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Flip flops to a musical?

I can help you with one of these. Ellie Kemper was adorable, sweet, and very polite when I was working as an assistant at her talent agency. Introduced herself and shook my hand - you’d be surprised how many of them don’t even look at us.

Bob Saget did standup at my College in 2008 on the heels of The Aristocrats. When I was standing in line for the bathroom, he cut in front of me, turned around, said, “Sorry, sugartits, gotta make a splash” and slammed the door in my face.

Mind. Blown. If I didn’t drink while watching Mad Men, it’s possible I would have picked up on this more.

More like a desperate cry to be Kylie circa 2000.

Easy: Hellcat Grand Cherokee

omg u guyz i want this forever

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

I went on a trip to Nantucket with my family when I was 15 and got a book about the whaling industry and the Essex. The only think I remember from the book is that the wives of sailors all had dildos, which they called, 'he's-at-homes.' Good job, New England puritans. I didn't know you had it in ya. Pun ... whatever…

If Gwyneth said this about Pear and Buddha (names changed to protect the innocent) I would absolutely pounce.

Those were my go-to Costco "fill the drawer with drawers" pick for years but I've recently been preferring performance materials that are more suited to running and Costco started carrying some Puma alternatives that I MUCH prefer to the Champions. At $17.99 for a 3-pack I have really hard time justifying the…

Those were my go-to Costco "fill the drawer with drawers" pick for years but I've recently been preferring…

I want one of these so bad. I'm almost tempted to trade my Abarth in for one once they are available unless I can talk my wife into getting one as her next vehicle.