oh my god you just gave me the best, most needed laugh. bless you.

Nailed it. 

Having been a regular on the island for years in my “prime,” that is exactly what it’s like. As I got older I began to notice how sad it was to see older guys (in gay years—you know—late 30s on) try really, really hard by either starving or roiding themselves into “shape” so that the PYTs would notice. Not to bash the…

ouch.

“Once a man approached the locker where I was changing and noted that his locker was near mine but that he’d wait for me to finish. I think I said, “OK,” and continued changing.” Oh, you’re THAT guy. A gentleman would offer to slide his stuff down or at least offer to move to a locker far enough away to let the guy…

This is delicious following his sputtering and sparsely populated March 4 Trump “rallies” over the weekend. Yeah it rained, but it was also much warmer than O’s first inauguration. I can’t wait for next month’s Tax March. I’m already designing my signs for myself and friends.

But what about the desecration of Jewish cemeteries across the country? He’s awfully busy if he’s behind those too.

BINGO! It begins at the 2 minute mark and is SO FRUSTRATING because he is clearly lying:

Couldn’t find the video but here’s the text:

Did anyone else see on Morning Joe (I know—barf) this morning them playing the clip of Paul Manafort’s attempt to refute 45's ties to Russian oligarchs? It was so delicious that they must have played it like 5 or 6 times. I wish I could find a video of it.

How long do I have to wait for Trump to say or do something stupid/offensive after last night? I feel like an addict in need of a fix.

I’ve always found Bella prettier than Gigi but man I hate her walk

I was sure she’d choose Mahershala Ali.

A thought: He’s going to be held to a higher standard now, correct? So if he goes back to bat shit crazy, it’ll just heighten the fact that last night was a performance.

Agreed. Most of the talk today should not have been about how calmly he gave his speech and the glorious platitudes and patriotic mumbo jumbo. It should have been about VOICE, because that is fucking terrifying.

Is anyone else feeling terribly confused today about the speech last night? I mean the man is still a terrible human being, and I really expected him to go out and continue the behavior we’ve seen for the past two years (or 4 decades) so it’s sort of like we’ve flipped from the Upside Down to some other alternate…

My husband and I have a stylish ceramic piggy bank from the MoMA store that we habitually throw our loose change in at the end of the day. Once it starts to fill up, we head to our local supermarket (used to go to TD Bank to use the Penny Arcade but they nixed them) and we use Coinstar to cash in the $$$ to buy cat…

I love your handle but I disagree with you about Tom Perez. The man is absolutely brilliant and will work from the ground up (with Rep. Ellison by his side) to rebuild the party. And you’re attitude is troubling because it’s that type of attitude that us got us where we are: agencies meant to provide a social safety…

And he thinks he’s a baller. Classic narcissistic behavior.

For such a “tough guy” he sure is afraid of the press and a little friendly ribbing. OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE DONE? Sorry, that happens a lot lately.