Oooo, tough guy. I'm terrifed of someone whose insults rivals a fifth grader. That 18 year old dick and logic is so very appealing. And I've enjoyed your notifications like a whole in the head.

Well, they shit a fat turd like you out, so they are partly to blame.

#womenagainstfeminism

I've known two chicks with obvious signs of body dismorphia who would occasionally get high and brag that they had basically no external labia. One of them was really proud that hers looked like a baby's butt (WHAT). The other was chronically disgusted by natural breasts.

Where did I say you needed to "chill"? I'm sorry, I think there is enough overcrowding in prison. I'm going to look down on anyone who thinks they need to call vice repeatedly because there's a bar where prostitution and drug use might be going on. You're wasting the time of the police and my tax dollars. Why can't…

Jesus you sound like a pain in the ass. Mind your own fucking business and let people have fun.

All I know is what my brother (an animal science grad) told me about them: if they see an obstacle, including you, their first resort is to jump over it rather than run around it. Not sure how accurate that is but I've never had anyone dispute the general axiom of sheep stupidity.

Humans can be such endlessly stupid sheep sometimes.

Gee, I'm sure it has nothing to do with people not wanting to be the faces of a story about sex workers ...

Dafuq? LOL.

Yes, a condescending misogynistic gif is definitely the right way to respond in this situation!

I cannot express how happy I am that your Matilda Soliloquy appears to be performance art.

boooo! boooo on you.

Miss Woodley, can I just say how fantastic I thought you were in The Descendants? You and your Sacred Vagina were robbed of an Oscar nomination in my opinion.

My new (still Tang orange) shirt seems like a good thing to share again at this point...

Well, I thought it was funny. It's literally literal week up in here. Literally.

I see my female genitalia as sacred. If apple were to engrave female genitalia, what happens next?

Oh I thought "male purse" was a "man sack" but then I am terribly immature and mostly say it so I can giggle after.