Totes, they exist, you just have to have dinner with them occasionally and they can be a little fussy about putting their socks in the hamper.

That'd be my reason for not renting.

That would be my problem! If my kids tortured and killed people in my house I would def sell it and move the fuck on. How could she still own that place? Also, not to be all judgey, but there is probably something wrong with the mom, something very wrong, if her son grows up to torture and kill 12-20 women.

This. You know that lady thinks "her baby" is a victim of circumstance.

Seeing Duritz reminds me that I never started that band I said I was "absolutely 100 fucking percent gonna start" when he went from Cox to Aniston.

Yeah, I guess that's the old time-y phrase for it, and it works, except it seems like it's now calling the corpse dirty and befouled.

Boom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murse

Wishing the edit window was longer, so I could have included this with the OP. I eventually gave two of those six to two different friends, because as happy as they were, it seemed clear that they'd be even happier as only cats (and six was a bit much). But the Core Four were absolutely inseparable.

A friend and I came up with a scale for this: it's Cousin Larry to Balki. You can have a little of both, but usually one is dominant.

Really expected the answer to be my brother and sister-in-law's house.

Where is Utah on this list??

This reminds me of something that happened when I drove a cab, which I relate just because how often do I get a chance to tell this story?

Soooooooo true.

In addition to fat, sleeping guy, the guy next to him looks like he's making out with a chicken tender. Group home bus trip the the game is my guess.

As opposed to diet rapist, or rapist with a hint of lime.

They're often the worst for this stuff.

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Yep. Fuck this article.

Aww thanks, I'm sure it means a lot to him. I'll be sure to pass this along.