Everything in your post ran through my head as I read the story. These parents need to grow the fuck up.

If he were a threat to el presidente, trust me, the SS would have him.

None of our goddamned business. Man, this is private family shit. Fuck this thread, I'm out.

Maybe you should investigate the accusers before throwing someone in the back of a police cruiser. Speaking from experience here.

Fuckin' rah, I didn't laugh or pick up any snark. Dem snotrags should go to jail for wasting 911's precious time.

I "BYE FELIPE"d my ex way back in mid-October on Failbook, then deleted my account.

So much "fuck yeah!" to you on this. This Bud's for you.

This is caricature style painting. We did it for entertainment, because commoners like you never would understand.

This woman ain't no mini-boss, she is the dungeon master. Stay the fuck outta her labyrinthe! Much love, Azzy B.

If we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be LAAAAAAME! =D

Yeah, 30 isn't old. What the hell?

LMMFAO! Yeah, like that's COMPLETELY normal, acceptable behavior.

My 60-year-old mother, who still calls her father "Daddy," once mocked me for writing "Dad" on a father's day card envelope. I hate that idiotic woman.

Is this what mansplaining looks like?

Hallelujahween.

I agree wholeheartedly. I'm not a fan of her music, but I think she is an awesome person. She seems genuine, good-hearted, down to Earth, sings from experience, sincerely appreciates her fans and loves cats. In a different class from most pop stars these days.

Hear, hear!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is that fabulous creature?

Is SJP not paying her makeup artist enough, or is she just a kleptomaniac?

I would've done the same thing. Doesn't he know he's fucking with Thursday night prime time television?